Note: These are not actual sayings from John Paul II.
I've received a few confused letters, so want to clarify that these are words and phrases
that were used (or sound as if they'd been used) by His Holiness,
and then are strung together randomly, with six random bits forming each "quotation."
They are meant as a joke, not mockery -- a wink of the eye to those who've read his writings.
Shame on those who see ugliness where none is, who impugn others' motives,
who jump to conclusions, and then spread slander based on their faulty thinking.