| Two Very Different Worlds
 
 
 
              
                
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 | A comparison between the lyrics of "Wouldn't It Be Nice?" by the Beach
Boys, which came out in 1966, and Cardi B's "WAP," which came out in
2020. The former features a young couple in love and looking forward to
marriage; the latter is centered on a woman being as whorish as
possible.
 
 
 Beach Boys
 "Wouldn't It Be
Nice"
 1966
 
 Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
 Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
 And wouldn't it be nice to live together
 In the kind of world where we belong?
 
 You know it's gonna make it that much better
 When we can say goodnight and stay together
 
 Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
 In the morning when the day is new?
 And after having spent the day together
 Hold each other close the whole night through
 
 Happy times together we've been spending
 I wish that every kiss was never ending
 Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
 
 Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
 It might come true
 Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
 Oh, we could be married (oh, we could be married)
 And then we'd be happy (and then we'd be happy)
 Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
 
 You know it seems the more we talk about it
 It only makes it worse to live without it
 But let's talk about it
 Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
 
 Goodnight, my baby
 Sleep tight, my baby
 Goodnight, my baby
 Sleep tight, my baby
 
 
 
 Cardi B
 "WAP"
 2020
 
 I said, certified freak
 Seven days a week
 Wet-ass pussy
 Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
 
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
 Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
 Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
 
 Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
 Extra large and extra hard
 Put this pussy right in your face
 Swipe your nose like a credit card
 Hop on top, I wanna ride
 I do a kegel while it's inside
 Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
 This pussy is wet, come take a dive
 Tie me up like I'm surprised
 Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
 I want you to park that big Mack truck
 Right in this little garage
 Make it cream, make me scream
 Out in public, make a scene
 I don't cook, I don't clean
 But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
 
 Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
 Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
 I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
 I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me (pow, pow)
 Talk your shit, bite your lip (yeah)
 Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
 You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (yeah)
 He already made his mind up 'fore he came (ayy, ah)
 Now get your boots and your coat (ah, ah, ah)
 For this wet-ass pussy
 He bought a phone just for pictures
 Of this wet-ass pussy (click, click, click)
 Pay my tuition just to kiss me
 On this wet-ass pussy (mwah, mwah, mwah)
 Now make it rain if you wanna
 See some wet-ass pussy (yeah, yeah)
 
 Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
 I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
 Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
 With a hook in it, hope it lean over
 He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
 Pussy A1, just like his credit
 He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
 I let him taste it, now he diabetic
 I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
 I wanna gag, I wanna choke
 I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing
 That swing in the back of my throat
 My head game is fire, punani Dasani
 It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
 I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me (yeah, ah)
 I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
 
 Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
 Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
 Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
 Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating (ah)
 In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
 If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
 Big D stand for big demeanor
 I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
 If it don't hang, then he can't bang
 You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
 If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
 When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
 Ah (whores in this house)
 
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
 Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
 Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
 Now from the top, make it drop
 That's some wet-ass pussy
 Now get a bucket and a mop
 That's some wet-ass pussy
 I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
 That's some wet-ass pussy
 Macaroni in a pot
 That's some wet-ass pussy, huh
 
 (There's some whores in this house)
 (There's some whores in this house)
 
 
 
 
 
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